Like sighting certain migratory birds, a sure sign of spring
is the first appearance in Snow Park (near the California Division Office)
during the lunch hour of denizens from the adjacent office towers to prostrate
themselves in the sun. Pallid people unroll their blankets and fiber mats and
begin the process of changing their skin tone from that of a frozen turkey to
warm, beach-bronze.
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