Hey, Larry!

Larry Ellison, CEO of Oracle, has a $100M problem: What charity to give it to. Seems he’s been in hot water for an accusation of insider trading, so he’s going to donate 100 big ones to charity as part of the settlement (wonder why Martha didn’t think of that?)

Well, since he owns Oracle, that now owns Siebel, that owns the software ACS uses (I think it owns us!), why not give it to a  customer?

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  1. Representatives of all the major charitable organizations should participate in a no-holds-barred martial arts competition just like Bloodsport

    No? Funny, it sounded so good when I first thought of it 🙂

  2. I still think it’s funny. Glad to have you back Chris!

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